Chad, Cheap Piece of Meat, Heavy Cotton Tank Top

What to say about this one without getting myself in trouble?!

Uh... do you have a favorite pastime that isn't a sport or a hobby? Are you on a first name basis with Tyrone, and Jody? Do you own more than one toothbrush and none of them are in the same house? Do you have your own definition of "hanging out with friends"?

This design was created with you in mind! You're not serious, so why take yourself seriously? Have a little fun at your own expense, while simultaneously being real about where you're currently at in life. Honesty is the best policy, after all.

As for lasting relationships, we say those are the best kind of relationships, and this heavy weight Cotton/Poly blended Tank Top will be there for the long haul.

For the gym, for a casual day out, for layering - this unisex cotton tank top is perfect for any occasion. Made with 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/polyester, Graphite Heather, Neon Green & Safety Pink: 50/50 cotton/polyester) this tank top comes with a classic fit and stays comfy under any circumstances. The banded neck and armholes help the garment stay like new for longer.

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic Fit
.: Tear away label